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Aku sebenarnya ada idea, tapi tenaga mental aku sedang digunakan ke arah lain buat masa sekarang dan aku juga kurang masa untuk betul-betul duduk dan menulis (atau menaip).

Tapi aku tetap rasa terpanggil untuk meng-update blog ini. Jadi di sini aku kitar semula satu petikan yang aku tulis agak lama dulu.

Tajuknya: Achtung!

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Scientists from Papua New Guinea have announced today (31st May 2006) that there is a high possibility that an invasion is imminent. After a long and comprehensive research, they have discovered that the would be invaders are none other than our fellow earthlings (nowadays when people speak of an invasion, we are accustomed to thinking that it would come from an extra terrestrial source).

Fig1: The most distinguished, Prof. Eitssngahrrthfs Wukilungga from the Papua New Guinea Royal Science Academy explaining the dire consequence of the invasion to Gahalrrahfaskit Hohahomsa, the secretary of defense as other ministers looked on.

The invaders who, even as we speak are planning and plotting, are none other than the Sciurus carolinensis lot. Who are they? Squirrels - yes! Those little critters with fluffy tails that for ages have deceived us into thinking that they posses no form of intelligence capable of evil.

I do understand that some of you who are reading this article might find the truth difficult to believe. I say, let the data speak for themselves. Below are some pictures released by the PNGCIA (Papua New Guinea CIA). These pictures completely, beyond doubt, support the theory of Prof. Eitssngahrrthfs Wukilungga.

Fig2: This is where it all began, 1985 - a squirrel caught under the charges of petty theft was later, after further investigation, revealed to be an agent - collecting materials and data on humans that might be useful for the invasion.

Fig3: This fellow here was photographed a year after the the above incident. There is, however, no further information on him as he managed to skillfully evade capture. It is believed that he is a high ranking agent of the SIA (Squirrel Intel. Agency) not unlike his human counterpart, James Bond. The PNGCIA codenamed him El Zorro.

The government, alerted when the news of El Zorro reached them, launched a full scale investigation on what the squirrels were up to and has acquired these data - Be surprised to as how intelligent the squirrels are - after more than 3.7 million USD spent and 3 years of covert operation, the PNGCIA has managed to come into possession of only these two photos.

Exhibit 1: Unknown tank/vehicle - construction is impossible without advanced understanding of multiple fields of engineering.

Exhibit 2: Elite Squirrel Commandos training with weapons that have technologically exceeded all known human scientific achievement.

Even after the acquisition of all the data and intelligence, the PNGCIA and the government were clueless until, thank God, Prof. Eitssngahrrthfs Wukilungga came along and connected all the dots for them.

According to the professor's estimation, the squirrels will launch a full scale attack in the year 2010. Though the knowledge of an impending invasion is horrible, at least we still have time to prepare ourselves.

"Be ready and be strong!" - is all Prof. Eitssngahrrthfs Wukilungga said when he was asked to make a statement.