Seni Mempertahankan Diri

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Aku ingin lihat adakah orang lain yang mempunyai dedikasi setinggi hero video ini dalam seni mempertahankan diri. Maka aku ingin membuat tawaran...siapa dapat buat teknik-teknik yang sama depan mata aku, aku akan bermurah hati belanja dia makan selama 3 hari berturut-turut.

Berita Baik (Untuk Aku)

My new drink is almost ready!

The shit is about to hit the fan.

Have you ever been in the situation where, for some reason, you’ve lost control over a number of things and eventually this number of things led to other things? And finally before you could say “What the fuck is going on?!” you’re already buried in a humongous pile of crap?

I think I’m in that situation now.

Well, there’s definitely no use crying over spilt milk, there’s no doubt there. So currently what I’ve been doing is just licking the spilt milk. Hey, there’s still calcium, protein and a bunch of other goodies in it... and oh, I’m also keeping an eye out on another glass of drink that I’ve just ordered from the bartender.

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But I’ll be damned to hell should there be anything wrong with the bartender or the new drink or both.

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We take the pressure and we throw away
Conventionality belongs to yesterday
There is a chance that we can make it so far

We start believing now that we can be who we are

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Najis Impromptu

Apabila terjatuh ke dalam lubang tahi, samada salah sendiri atau ditolak orang, kita hendaklah keluar dari lubang tahi tersebut. Gila lah jawabnya kalau mahu duduk dalam lubang tahi lama-lama, kalau mati dalam tu bagaimana? Tak teruk?

Tapi sememangnya leceh kalau sesudah memanjat keluar dari lubang tahi, kita tergolek dan jatuh pula ke dalam lubang satu lagi…yang, malangnya, juga berisi tahi. Kenapa banyak sangat lubang tahi?! Aku pun tak pasti, mungkin kerana aku pandai gali lubang dan ada cangkul di tangan.